Scott Disick is keenly aware that Justin Bieber is (somehow) getting it on with Kourtney Kardashian, but it’s the kid factor that kills him. The notion of the 21-year-old pop singer playing surrogate father to his three small children is driving Disick ballistic, insiders report … According to a source close to the family, Scott acknowledges Kourtney is free to date who she wants, but as far as the kids go?

Haven’t had time to make it the nearest amusement park this summer? Fear not: you can always just ride the endless roller coaster that is Khloe Kardashian’s love life. Just days after reports that Khloe is dating women in the wake of her seemingly endless bad luck with men, sources are now saying that the 32-year-old reality star has been cozying up to R&B star Trey Songz.

Forget The Hangover. Zach Galifianakis will be celebrating his very own real-life bachelor party in the near future. Celebuzz confirms that the funny actor is now engaged to Quinn Lundberg and that the couple has even sent out invitations already for a August 11 wedding. “The wedding invite is very Zach,” a source tells the site. “While it has the formal and standard details of who, what, when, where – including Zach’s full name, Zachary Knight Galifianakis, and his fiancee’s, Mary Quinn Lundberg – it is also very funny.

Austin Mahone, 17, is an exuberant young pop singer who first became popular in 2011 due to viral videos online and is starting to make it to the mainstream. Sound familiar? It’s no surprising that the baby-faced Texan has drawn the inevitable comparisons to Justin Bieber following his rise to YouTube fame in the last two years.

Drake is something of a divisive figure. He’s one of the most successful musical artists of the past 20 years in any genre, and yet, he’s also the subject of frequent, unflattering memes. We’re sure he’s used to it by now, but the latest news about the Canadian crooner is sure to result in some of the most brutal roastings of his career.