She’s dated a number of high-profile fellas, but Kristin Cavallari revealed this morning that she’s dating Miguel Medina, a cameraman from The Hills. “That’s not part of the show,” Cavallari said when asked about Medina. “Yeah, I’m currently dating [Miguel] and that all I’m going to say about that.” So basically, Miguel Medina’s job is to film The Hills, which features his girlfriend pretending to date other guys.

Colton Underwood did not propose on The Bachelor finale last night. But it wasn’t the marital status about which most viewers were curious anyway. It was a different sort of status they’ve focused on all season long. Forget the bare ring finger on chosen suitor Cassie Randolph, most viewers were for more honed in this week on the bulge in Colton’s pants.

The throne shalt not be occupied by any King Cue Ball! ‘Tis the battle cry of Kate Middleton and Queen Elizabeth, who are positively beside themselves with humiliation over Prince William’s ever-growing bald spot, according to Celeb Dirty Laundry. The Duke of Cambridge endured a bit of ribbing about his hair loss from a former colleague during a visit to Anglesey earlier in the week.

What went down at Charlie Sheen’s house between the actor and a bunch of porn stars? Let’s ask one: Kacey Jordan, seen here. ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7tbTEoaalpKmsvLCwxqiqrKGgY7CwuY6voJ2dn6h8rK3CnrBmop%2BnsaK6jKKlrZ2iq7amw44%3D

Obviously, Kylie Jenner bikini selfies are nothing new. But in her latest swimwear pic, Kylie decided to show her followers something they’ve never seen before: Kylie is a mom, of course, and her body has undergone a great number of changes in recent years. As a result, like most people, Kylie has some stretch marks. But unlike most celebs whose every pic is scrutinized by tens of millions of followers, Kylie has no qualms about revealing her stretch marks to the world: